Friday, October 6, 2006

New Breed

Scholars are now saying that there is a new breed of yeti that walks on four legs, not two! Also, it's less furry and can carry people on its back. People are calling it a "hurss", or something like that. You can find it at stockshows and racetracks, or even on the open plains. It comes in different colors and in combination with a "buggy" or "carriage", makes for good, if antiquated, transportation. Oh ,one last thing, it has the face of an elderly lady. That's the creepiest part. Plus, it spits venom and can leap onto your back, weave your entire body into an impenetrable cocoon, and can suck out your brain with its spiked tentacle tongue. Its gaze will turn you into lava.