Wednesday, October 11, 2006

"It's a man-ape hose!"

This is the new secret yeti that you can get in stores now. It goes by the misnomer "Sasquatch". It is a variant of the typical orange-brown ones and is very rare. It comes with a mechanical hose of mysterious purpose. If you ever do come to acquire the figurine in question, please refrain from taunting me with it.