Frequently I myself ask these questions

Ahem...

How much is yeti a member of the intelligentsia?

Could there be more to the Evil Beast of the Wild Tundra than previously thought? Maybe involving its diet?

In what way is the creature Abominable? Shouldn't it be Adorinable?

What makes the yeti so unbelievably confused all of the time? Is his brain damaged, or is the world simply too challenging?

Why do we have to "make fun"?

Does yeti like me?