Yeti Kernels

Teddy Roosevelt wrote about seeing a YETI

Ogden Nash wrote a great poem about Wendigo:

The wendigo, the wendigo!
Its eyes are ice and indigo!
Its blood is rank and yellowish!
Its voice is hoarse and bellowish!
Its tentacles are slithery,
And scummy, slimy, leathery!
Its lips are hungry blubbery,
And smacky, sucky, rubbery!

The wendigo, the wendigo!
I saw it just a friend ago!
Last night it lurked in canada,
Tonight, on your veranada!
As you are lolling hammockwise,
It contemplates you stomachwise.
You loll,
It contemplates,
It lollops,
The rest is merely gulps and gollops!

Yeti T-shirt

Yeti painting by this guy.

And one here.

Yeti in Spanish: El Yeti

Yeti is an entry in the Church of the Subgenius' Dictionary of the Gods

Yeti
AKA Gigantanthropus correctus, Sismite, Almas, Dzu-Teh, Dida, Mapinquary, Mi-Go, Mangani, Abominable Snowmen, Sasquatches, Bigfeet

Huge, luxuriously furred creatures created by the Xists to serve the Elder Gods. They created humans in order to generate pain and suffering for the Elder Gods to feed off of. Their great city of Mutantis was destroyed millions of years ago when two Yeti were copulating too near the Great Crystal that powered their city. SubGenii (or Yetinsyny) are the half-breed descendants of the Yeti and the humans.