Wednesday, October 11, 2006

All Hail the Great Woolly Anthropoid!





Here is a short quiz to test your knowledge of Yeti:

1) The Yeti is...

(A) ...a rare intelligent cold climate ape.
(B) ...an isolated surviving Neanderthal speciman.
(C) ...a robotic servant of the Great Intelligence.
(D) ...the progenitor of the Aryan race.
(E) ...an escaped creature from an alien spaceship.
(F) ...a wandering religious hermit who avoids contact to preserve sense of spiritual harmony.

2) Who knows more about our favorite Shaggy Man-Beast?

(A) ...You
(B) ...Me
(C) ...The Sherpa

3) Who is the traitor that "claimed" the Yeti was nothing but a bear?

(A) ...You
(B) ...Sir Edmund Hillary
(C) ...Reinhold Messner
(D) ...Phil Collins

4) What is the Snowman's favorite food?

(A) ...Bratwurst
(B) ...The auras of its victims
(C) ...Yak
(D) ...Snowcones
(E) ...Alien babies
(F) ...Berries
(G) ...You

5) What are some other facts about the Hairy Himalayan Hominid?

(A) ...The people of Bhutan believe he is not only invisible, but his feet point backwards to avoid being tracked.
(B) ...Belgian zoologist, Dr. Bernard Heuvelmans, proposed a scientific name for Yeti, calling it Dinanthropoides nivalis.
(C) ...The Incredible Hulk once battled it.
(D) ...It sports a mohawk.
(E) ...All of the above.