Update on the Were-Bear Truth

I stand corrected. Apparently, there are "were-apes" in the popular culture. They go by the technical name megapithicanthropes, and you can read more about them here.



What does this have to do with the Great Were-Bear Explanation? Nothing. These megapithicanthsdkfls whatever-things are not yeti. Why not? Take your pick:

Because that doesn't make any sense.

Because yeti does not have a tail, and these megapithies do.

Satisfied? Viva la Were-bears.