Some Problems With The World As I See It

Yeti does not roast marshmallows? But he does have the ability to snow-surf? Who decides these things?



Yeti is a man-of-games. But only as a villain and side-kick. Rarely the hero.




So many people like to dress up in his clothes and dance around and act all dancey that it gets kind of old.



They even make it so your feet can look like Yeti's. But, why, I ask you? Why?



With today's winning technology, one can trick Yeti into getting photographed. A camera disguised as a phone?! Yeti is hoodwinked!



Despite people...

...arbitrarily deciding what Yeti can and cannot do

...type-casting the Himalayan Snow Creature as game character roles 'monster' or 'impotent subordinate'

...dancing around disguised as the Abominable Snowman, even going so far as to imitate his feet

...surreptitiously taking a snap-shot of the Man-Beast while maintaining the innocent appearance of merely using the telephone

... Despite all of this, it is comforting to know that there are still unsung heroes representing his likeness in miniaturized simulacra.

O Holy ones, snuff out not your candles of hope.