Yeti's True Form Revealed

There are two competing ideas about yeti's true form, or if you prefer, the physical representation it projects into

the physical realm (for you projection-theorists out there).

They are:

Yeti is a bear, nothing more.

Yeti is a "hominid" or some kind of man-like being, but certainly not a bear.

Which one is correct? The Answer, my friends, has been so obvious all along, and I am so pleased to finally put an end to the eternal raging conflict between these two contending factions! For BOTH are correct! But how?, you ask (understandably). How can this be?

One word answer: were-bears.



Yes, were-bears... polar were-bears to be precise.



You've heard of were-wolves? Same thing, except now bears. Why not "were-apes"? No such thing. Seriously. Google it, you'll see. No were-apes to be found. (UPDATE!) But plenty of were-bears.



In the above comic strip, a turtle ninja battles something. Is it yeti or a large polar bear/man hybrid? What if I were to tell you that they were one and the same? What would you say to that?

Well, you'd probably say: "Yes, I know. You've explained already about how they're the same, so I'm not surprised. You're just repeating yourself."

Then, um... Yeah! Excellent. ...Were-bears.