Friday, September 30, 2016

Not Yeti Friday - Everything I Haven't Seen

You guys, there are some Not Yetis out there that I have NOT seen. They're just absent.  Non-existent.

Stop being so elusive!

There has been an unacceptable lack of their presence in our reality.  It. Will. Not. Stand. 

Here's a rundown of these letdowns :



Ant-eater headed people 

- where are they?

Only one example to be found?! I DEMAND MORE!



Blavatsky vs. Rasputin 

- no one's put these two crazy Russian mystics up against each other.

Bring it on!


The Martian Easter Bunny

- what would one look like?

SURELY the Martians have one.

This is NOT what I'm talking about



Bigfoot on a Yellow Submarine Bike!

- oh wait, here it is:






What Not Yeti have you Not seen?  Comment below and vent your frustrations.

Now I've Seen Everything: Goldilocks & the Three Yetis


Now I've Seen Everything: Goldilocks & the Three Yetis

Now I've Seen Everything: KISS vs. Robot Yeti

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park was a film from 1978. In the flick, KISS battle robot yetis.




Read more here, here, and here.

Now I've Seen Everything: KISS vs. Robot Yeti

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as flying Gandalf Monk Mentor to Hercules, Mulan, Ulysses & animals/dinos (aka Kids Cartoon: Super Little Fanta Heroes)

The kids cartoon "Super Little Fanta Heroes" (1997) has this description:
Gifted with their ancestors’ virtues, the heroes featured in these adventures are the following characters: Hercules and his friendly dog Cerberus, Hua Mulan and the friendly eagle Tylli, the Ninja Turtle Dragon, Ulysses – assisted by a Ram and Bear, King David and the cheetah Betsy, the Thief of Baghdad – aided and abetted by his cave lion Yubba, Jerome and the friendly cave cougar Bloody Knife with the buffalo Wapi, the protective Blue Yeti and two little dinosaurs named Knock and Hit.




Yep, a knock-off ninja turtle teams up with a motley crew of mythic characters and a bunch of random animals.  I'm going to come out and say it: This is the craziest cartoon of all time.

Great Yeti is sort of this Gandalf Monk to the heroes. He flies everyone on the back of a big blue bird but can also fly himself with his retinue of monks. Also, he has a magic sword that he can summon.  Oh man.... Great Yeti is amazing.



Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as flying Gandalf Monk Mentor to Hercules, Mulan, Ulysses & animals/dinos

Now I've Seen Everything: Doom Patrol vs. Yeti

From the comic Doom Patrol, # 121 (December 1967)

Several surprises here...

First of all, it's 1967 and the yeti has horns.  This may be the first known recorded instance of a yeti depicted with horns.


And this may also be the first recorded instance of someone making the "Abdominal Snowman" joke.

Third of all, the yeti says "ARQQRRGH!"

Yep, with 2 Q's.


Then he says "UNGAAAAAAAA!"


And finally and most importantly, the yeti attack is interrupted by Beast Boy who gives him a pin depicting Mad Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman.  He convinces the yeti that this is a mirror and he's looking at himself.

The yeti thinks he looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

WHA?

Now I've Seen Everything: Doom Patrol vs. Yeti. and all that entails.


Note to self: Add "ARQQRRGH!", "UNGAAAAAAAA!", and "UNGA-UNGA-UNGA-UNGA!" to Everything Yeti Has Ever Said page, and then let's just close that thing down. We're done.