Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Your Yetibits For Today

  • It is my honor to announce to the world that Yeti has a new name: Gargan!

    Please note: Gargan is mortal enemies with Cash Maddock. Please don't mention the other's name in conversation, even in passing, and refrain from inviting them both to the same dinner parties if you can.


  • Highlights from Yeti History (From wikipedia entry on Yeti):

    Also notable was Lieutenant Colonel C.K. Howard-Bury, inadvertently responsible for coining the term "abominable snowman" While leading a group on Mount Everest in 1921, Howard-Bury's expedition discovered many footprints at about 20,000 feet in altitude. Howard-Bury related his account to a reporter for the Calcutta Statesman, however, the reporter made an error: the sherpas had said "meh-teh" (roughly, "manlike thing that is not a man"), but the reporter wrote "metoh-kagmi", which translates, roughly, to "abominable snowman".

    Beginning in 1957, Tom Slick, an American who had made a fortune in oil, funded a few missions to investigate yeti reports. In 1959, faeces reportedly from a yeti were collected by Slick's expedition. Analysis found a parasite but could not classify it. Bernard Heuvelmans wrote that "Since each animal has its own parasites, this indicated that the host animal is equally an unknown animal."

    In 1959, actor Jimmy Stewart, while visiting India, reportedly smuggled the remains of a supposed yeti, the so-called Pangboche Hand, by hiding them in his luggage when he flew from India to London.


  • Hooray for Snow Beasts and Beast Men! They are taking the world by storm.


  • Except perhaps in this case: the 1977 TV movie "Snow Beast". The exhaustive review for it is a tour-de-force, whose features include sound files, character profiles, image gallery, trivia, list of morals, time-sensitive commentary, and a 15,000 page summary, just to name a few.


  • And speaking of Snow Beasts, everyone should be aware of The Great Grey Man of Ben MacDhui, Yeti's Scottish cousin (2nd, twice removed).
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