Don't call him "Sasquatch"

This is all fine and good to get yeti's name wrong when creating fictional cartoon characters, but if you were to go up to it and call it "Sasquatch", this is what you would get: A short leap off a very high cliff with many claw scrapings and physical trauma to the body.

These are some other things you should never call yeti to its face:

Frosty

Bleached Bigfoot

An "apesicle"

Snow Miser

Ol' Whitey

Ice Britches

Pizza Face

Betty Paige

An uncultured ragamuffin