1. Space Yeti
The yeti of space is a warrior of great fierceness in a world where he does not have to hide. In the void of space, he is the hunter instead of the huntee.
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2. Jungle Yeti
Is there a sadder person than the yeti that exists in the Jungle Dimension? All of its kin were murdered by jackalopes. Its only companion is the gameboard to Clue, but without any of the pieces or cards. He does have a little miniature shoe from Monopoly, but I doubt anybody could seriously murder anyone with a shoe in the Drawing Room, you know? Shed a tear. No, shed two.
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3. Desert Yeti
The Desert Yeti lives without food or water for thousands of years. Then it gets hungry. I am sorry for those whom it deems food. Not only do they get eaten, they also get marinated beforehand. Very unpleasant.
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4. Air Yeti
When you exist in a dimension that has no gravity and a whole lot of wind, it is only natural that you take flight and carve a living out of cloud-mining. The cloud-miners, or yeti as they are known in our dimension, are a friendly peaceful race. They will not harm you even if you give them a gun or a stick and reveal to them your suicidal or masochistic tendencies. Nor will they respond to threats or mockery. They aren't trying to ignore you. It's just that they are completely blind and deaf.
And those, my friends, were just four out of 3,433 Alternatable Snowmen I could have mentioned.
