Prepare for a serious schooling

Ya'll need to learn the value of the word, "Yeti".
So I took some time out of my busy day to answer some of your questions.

Is Yeti the future of human evolution?

Yes. Most Emphatically YES. He is coming back in time to watch our progress.

Tell me truthfully. Don't mince words. I want to hear it straight. Is it in any way plausible that he is what aliens look like when they wear their space suits?

I'll level with you. The answer is No. Yeti is not, nor will ever be, a suit. For humans, aliens, or Anybody. Do I have to spell it out? Underneath his skin is more skin! This is what I'm talking about when I talk about ya'll's impudence.

You have asserted numerous times that Yeti is a type of "scarecrow" projected by an intelligent group of old trees to keep humans away. But how does this work in the Himalyas where there are very few trees?

People like to debunk. And even I think it sounds implausible. But how much do we really know about trees?!?

What is his major malfunction? Also, what is his phone number? Thank you.

Yeti is perfection itself. I need not clarify. He is not available for you to date. You're welcome.