I Have Thought About The American Yeti Or Bigfoot, Phenomenon

I found these quotes and I thought they were funny:

"Cryptozoologists estimate that between 2000-6000 Bigfoot exist in North America."

Woo, that many?

"I wonder if Bigfoot isn't the remnants of some highly developed shamanistic culture."

What, a big hairy guy in the woods? What the heck are you talking about?

So I did the research.

Now meet a few of the SIX THOUSAND of these guys:

Yowie - aka "Gooligah", aka "Doolagards", Denizen of Australia, Has huge feet, Screams and smells offensively, And has a candy bar named after it named "Yowie Power".

Fouke Monster - aka "Wildman", aka "Our Small Town's Way of Getting National Exposure", Calls Fouke, Arkansas its home, Likes to steal pigs and eat them, and Otherwise pretty boring.

Honey Island Swamp Monster - aka "Wookie", aka "The Thing", Lives right outside New Orleans, Looks like a cross between Bigfoot and a kangaroo, Has three webbed toes, And is orange.

MoMo - aka "Monster of Missouri", aka "The Midwest Bigfoot", Described as 'man-like' (who isn't?), Prefers dog, and Was thought by some to be left on Earth by a UFO.

Other notable bigfeet: Big Gray Man, Wendigo, Tree Eater, Monkey Man, Grassman, Booger, Zoobie, Old Yellow Top