Not Yeti Friday - Everything I Haven't Seen

You guys, there are some Not Yetis out there that I have NOT seen. They're just absent.  Non-existent.

Stop being so elusive!

There has been an unacceptable lack of their presence in our reality.  It. Will. Not. Stand. 

Here's a rundown of these letdowns :

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Ant-eater headed people 

- where are they?

Only one example to be found?! I DEMAND MORE!

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Blavatsky vs. Rasputin 

- no one's put these two crazy Russian mystics up against each other.

Bring it on!

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The Martian Easter Bunny

- what would one look like?

SURELY the Martians have one.

This is NOT what I'm talking about

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Bigfoot on a Yellow Submarine Bike!

- oh wait, here it is:

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What Not Yeti have you Not seen?  Comment below and vent your frustrations.

Now I've Seen Everything: Goldilocks & the Three Yetis

Now I've Seen Everything: Goldilocks & the Three Yetis

Now I've Seen Everything: KISS vs. Robot Yeti

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park was a film from 1978. In the flick, KISS battle robot yetis.

Read more here, here, and here.

Now I've Seen Everything: KISS vs. Robot Yeti

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as Jesus

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as Jesus

Now I've Seen Everything: Floating translucent yeti with a parasol

Now I've Seen Everything: A floating translucent yeti with a parasol

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as flying Gandalf Monk Mentor to Hercules, Mulan, Ulysses & animals/dinos (aka Kids Cartoon: Super Little Fanta Heroes)

The kids cartoon "Super Little Fanta Heroes" (1997) has this description:

Gifted with their ancestors’ virtues, the heroes featured in these adventures are the following characters: Hercules and his friendly dog Cerberus, Hua Mulan and the friendly eagle Tylli, the Ninja Turtle Dragon, Ulysses – assisted by a Ram and Bear, King David and the cheetah Betsy, the Thief of Baghdad – aided and abetted by his cave lion Yubba, Jerome and the friendly cave cougar Bloody Knife with the buffalo Wapi, the protective Blue Yeti and two little dinosaurs named Knock and Hit.

Yep, a knock-off ninja turtle teams up with a motley crew of mythic characters and a bunch of random animals.  I'm going to come out and say it: This is the craziest cartoon of all time.

Great Yeti is sort of this Gandalf Monk to the heroes. He flies everyone on the back of a big blue bird but can also fly himself with his retinue of monks. Also, he has a magic sword that he can summon.  Oh man.... Great Yeti is amazing.

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti as flying Gandalf Monk Mentor to Hercules, Mulan, Ulysses & animals/dinos

Now I've Seen Everything: Doom Patrol vs. Yeti

From the comic Doom Patrol, # 121 (December 1967)

Several surprises here...

First of all, it's 1967 and the yeti has horns.  This may be the first known recorded instance of a yeti depicted with horns.

And this may also be the first recorded instance of someone making the "Abdominal Snowman" joke.

Third of all, the yeti says "ARQQRRGH!"

Yep, with 2 Q's.

Then he says "UNGAAAAAAAA!"

And finally and most importantly, the yeti attack is interrupted by Beast Boy who gives him a pin depicting Mad Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman.  He convinces the yeti that this is a mirror and he's looking at himself.

The yeti thinks he looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

WHA?

Now I've Seen Everything: Doom Patrol vs. Yeti. and all that entails.

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Note to self: Add "ARQQRRGH!", "UNGAAAAAAAA!", and "UNGA-UNGA-UNGA-UNGA!" to Everything Yeti Has Ever Said page, and then let's just close that thing down. We're done.

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti Boop

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti Boop  

Now I've Seen Everything: A McDonalds' Video Game (Yeti Arcade: Global Gladiators)

Global Gladiators (1992):

You the player must collect a certain number of Golden Arches to advance.

You are guided in your quest by Ronald McDonald.

You are armed with a Super Soaker-type gun that shoots gooey projectiles.

Now I've Seen Everything: A McDonalds' Video Game.

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti vs. Laser Skeletons

Now I've Seen Everything: Yeti vs. Laser Skeletons

Now I've Seen Everything: Yetis Playing Poker

Now I've Seen Everything: Yetis Playing Poker

Throwback: 31 Years of Thundercats' Snowman!

Oops! - I missed the 30 year anniversary last year for the Snowman's appearance in the Thundercats cartoon, so let's celebrate his Thirty First Year of Life.
Let's do one last Throw back.

In case you didn't know, Snowman is a yeti knight that rides a fierce white wild cat.  He lives in an ice castle. He should really have gotten his own show.  Now here's a whopping ton load of pics.

Digital Print by Robert Burden

Custom figure

Custom figure

Fan art

 

Fun Fact: He's a member of the League of Third Earth with a bunch of other weirdos.