Monday, December 8, 2014

[Wampa Week] Versus

So the new Star Wars movie coming out next year is called "The Force Awakens".

Upon hearing that, I was inspired to write "The Jedi Wake-Up Song", set to the tune of "The Red, Red Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along":

When the white, white wampa comes tromp, tromp, trompin' along, along
You had best get stompin', 'fore he gets chompin' with his big red maw
Wake up, wake up, you jedi knight
Get up, get up, it's time to fight
Charge up, charge up your sword-of-light
Slice! Slash! Slay the big yeti!
So you're black and blue, you've been strung up as his main course?
Don't have sword in hand? Hey, I've got a plan: Use the Force!
You're just a jedi knight, showin' off your jedi might: Lay down the Law!
When the white, white wampa comes tromp, tromp, trompin' along

Here are some more folks layin' down the law when the wampa comes a'trompin':

C3-PO vs. Wampa

Worf vs. Wampa

Lady Bib Fortuna vs Wampa


Rancor vs. Wampa

Smilodon vs. Wampa

Ewoks vs. Wampa

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