...that Santa traditionally fights the
Yeti.
You know how it starts... at first, they're friends. Just hangin' out.
Yeti bakes Santa some cookies. It's nice.
Heck, they might even do a little jig.
But then
Yeti grabs Santa's scarf, or something.
Or Santa starts using
Yeti to transport his sled cross-country.
And then it's all over... it's an all out war:
Yeti beasts out...
Santa brandishes a battle axe...
The situation deteriorates; you need someone like Deadpool just to break it up.
(
Hey, wait a second! It's not even 2016 and Santa already delivers on one of his wishes!?! (#7 on the 2016 Wish List is Deadpool vs. Yeti)
It's a Christmas miracle!
That this happens each year, every time, on this day.... Pathetic.
Can't we just get along?!
This is what I want to see:
Or this:
Or this:
Or even more ideally, this:
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