I'll be honest, Mr. Claus - you haven't paid a whole lot of attention to my Wish Lists each year. So I don't really think this is doing much good, but, hey, I'm an optimist.
This year, I wish to see the following on the Internet:
1) Torg fan art or custom figure
He's a major enemy of Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner - a Sea Yeti who calls himself the "Abominable Snow-King". He deserves way more love and attention from the fans.
2) Spin-off cartoon show starring Snowman from Thundercats
He's the yeti from the Thundercats cartoon. Check this: he's a Snow Knight, riding around on his loyal polar cat, that, for some reason, isn't upright and sentient like other cats of that world. And his weapons are made of ice. Um, Yes, I want to learn more about his noble deeds and adventures.
Elaboration in a serialized animated medium is requested!
3) Amanda Visell Yeti
4) Eric Carle Yeti
5) Yeti as Mona Lisa
Yeti = Mysterious.
Mona Lisa = Mysterious.
Yeti as Mona Lisa = No brainer.
6) Toy of Yeti from Minions
Although the design is fairly Bumble-ish, it lends itself well to a toy or plush, I would think. Let's at least give it a try.
7) Deadpool vs. Yeti
Deadpool fights everybody and kills everyone, even literary characters. I think a yeti should be on his next hit list. Can I get a witness?
8) Yeti in a piece of toast
9) Yeti in a Super Mario game
Yeti is in every video game franchise except the most famous one?! This is unacceptable.
10) Yeti and manatees, or an Abominable Snowmanatee
I've never seen it. Have you seen it? I want to see it. They are a match made in Heaven. Endorsed by the Divinity. And should have graced our lives long ago. Why are we made ever weaker by the dearth of the presence of this union?
11) Alexander the Great and the Yeti
So there's a (probably bogus) story circulating out there that Alexander the Great heard legends of the Yeti when he was conquering the Indus Valley in 326 BCE, and asked the locals to see one, and they were like, "Uh, sorry, no. We're at too low an altitude" - which seems like a cop-out to me. I mean, how would they know whether Yeti could breathe where they were? Anyways...
Everyone knows Alexander the Great didn't meet a Yeti. What this wish presupposes is... maybe he did.
I wish to see depictions of Alexander the Great meeting Yeti. Like a 'meet-and-greet' kind of thing.
12) Nikola Tesla vs. the Yeti, or just friends, like meeting
Now here's a story I would actually believe: Nikola Tesla meeting/fighting a Yeti. I mean, that would not even surprise me.
In advance, I say: Thank You, Santa Claus.
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