Thursday, March 29, 2007

The opening of Urban Yeti

"Throughout time and around the world the legend of the yeti creature has been with us. No matter what you choose to call it, be it Bigfoot, Sasquatch or Abominable Snowman, surely it must exist. But how has it evaded our scrutiny for so long? Is it possible that these creatures have been living among us for some time? If they live among us, is it not natural for them to want the same things we do? Do they crave the comforts of home and family? The time has come to find out. Urban Yeti, find a suitable mate. Now. Get ready to yeti!"

So, to sum up:

1. Yeti exists, lives among us, but has evaded our scrutiny.
2. Yeti therefore lives in cities.
3. By living hidden in cities, it is possible to deduce that yeti wants the same things as us.
4. By which we mean to say, yeti wants a lady.
5. Now you are yeti in a city and you have to go out and find a lady! Go! Go! We are forcing you to!
6. And by the way, yeti is the same as sasquatch.

Wow. There is so much wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin.


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