Monday, April 29, 2013

Superman vs. Yeti

Iron Man 3 comes out this Friday and kicks off the season of inevitable superhero movie sequels and reboots.

So in honor of the season, we'll be focusing this week on superheroes fighting yetis. As they are wont to do.

That's right, I used the phrase "wont to do" as I am wont to do.

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Later in June, we'll get a new Superman movie. Or as I like to call him, "BARON BLACK-HEART".  Why? Because he fights dirty.  Especially when it comes to yeti.

Were you aware? Baron Black-Heart supplanted an entire community of yeti to build his headquarters.  The next time you see his "Fortress of Solitude", think of all those displaced yeti, roaming the vast polar waste without a home. Or jobs.

Were you aware? Baron Black-Heart, using his fake journalist identity, coined the term "Abominable Snowman" and authored many an article mentioning how much yeti smelled bad.   Libel!

Were you aware? When yeti offered to cure Baron Black-Heart of his krypton allergy (a most classy gesture, I'm sure you agree), you know what he did? HE SPIT IN THEIR EYE.

Sure, I blogged the cover of Superman # 266, but now let's take a closer look at that issue and witness B.B.'s treachery first-hand.




Finally, were you aware?  Baron Black-Heart is an alien super-baby that exists in a dream world.  Once he dies, we all wake up. Into the real world...  You know what you have to do.

Check out the rest of the comic here.

1 comment:

Marco Grande Arbitro Giorgio said...

at least ends well! I thought Superman kill the yeti