It all comes down to the toes

What I learned today from this NPR Talk of the Nation about the Sasquatch:

- The yeti is very different in stature and behavior to the bigfoot.
- There is very little evidence of yeti footprints.
- But this is what we know: the yeti has a divergent big toe - like those possessed by a large chimpanzee.
- The bigfoot differs, however. It has feet with the big toe aligned with the remaining digits.

* My conclusion: The yeti is a giant chimp.
* The bigfoot? Obviously some kind of weirdo.