Friday, December 21, 2007

Oh NO! It's GIFT Giving Time!



Don't pull your hair out!

Every year around this time, I try and do a little bit of good in the world. By which I mean to say, I post about yeti related gift ideas so that you don't have to ever think about such things. Who would want to think about anything? Don't answer that! It would require you to think. I don't want to think either, but since I only have to do it once a year, I am not complaining. No sir.

And for you folks celebrating who celebrated Hanukkah, I apologize for being a whole nine days after the fact.

Without further ado...

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You can't go wrong with this 2 1/2 inch high figurine of a white gorilla yeti. He has "MADE IN CHINA" blazoned across his chest. National pride?

At $2.00 a pop (and a charity to support), buy twelve and make your giftee an ARMY, or at least a basketball team.

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Why not procure a plastic facsimile of Hugo the Abominable Snowman? He comes with a giant TV set for no reason.

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You could do much worse than get this little cuddly, fuzzy pal for the toddler in all of us. It would look great all dolled up and sitting demurely at fake, miniature tea parties.

At least think about it.

Note: mostlymade mostly made it.

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Yeti Loves Sea Monster is a great place to look for hand-made goods for sale, like this Yeti Stocking. Note: the stocking is already sold out.

Be sure to check out their great coloring book pages to download for free.

I am actually serious about this one.

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This little character's name is Oishi and he's some kind of ninja samurai. I don't think he's supposed to be a yeti. In fact, I'm fairly certain his creators thought of him as a humanoid snow monkey. But really, what yeti fan (particularly one in the 9-28 age range) is going to know the difference? Pass it off as a yeti and reap in the gratitude.

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As of this posting, Threadless still has some kids tees of this snazzy Hooray for Cryptozoology shirt.

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And this concludes the annual gift-giving guide!

Hooray for the Holidays!

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