I call myself a yeti lover and yet I don't even have the following in my possession.
For all I know, the yeti lover in your own life may be missing these essentials as well.
Take heed! Tragic circumstances can be rectified.
Yeti as a cuddly stuffed animal
Yeti as an even cuddlier stuffed animal
Yeti as inexplicably transmutated into a CAR?!
And no, I don't even have the greatest figurine ever made of yeti: