A tee shirt is available for purchase which purports to depict the epic showdown of the Bigfoot and American Sixteenth President Abe "Honest Abe" Lincoln.
"We at Glarkware feel that [Lincoln's] legacy would be bolstered even further by evidence that, one day, during a walk in the woods, he came upon Bigfoot, and the two came to fisticuffs."I prefer to think that Abraham and the Ape-Man would never have come to actual blows. This picture depicts our beloved president instructing his simian compatriot in the gentlemanly pursuits of pugilism and proper sportsmanship.
Bigfoot has trouble affecting the correct fighting posture, so Lincoln illustrates. Later, Bigfoot will explain to Lincoln which berries are safe to eat.
