It's Pi Day. The Most Pi Day we will ever have. And by Pi, I don't mean π, I mean PIE.
Most famously, in the 1990 adventure game King's Quest V, the way to defeat the yeti is by throwing a custard pie at him.
On this day, if you do nothing else, seek out pie. Seek out yeti.
Or, as the Ancient Romans urged us:
Quaerite pastillum. Quaerite yetium.