Showing posts with label Not Yeti. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Yeti. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2016

Not Yeti Friday - Everything I Haven't Seen

You guys, there are some Not Yetis out there that I have NOT seen. They're just absent.  Non-existent.

Stop being so elusive!

There has been an unacceptable lack of their presence in our reality.  It. Will. Not. Stand. 

Here's a rundown of these letdowns :



Ant-eater headed people 

- where are they?

Only one example to be found?! I DEMAND MORE!



Blavatsky vs. Rasputin 

- no one's put these two crazy Russian mystics up against each other.

Bring it on!


The Martian Easter Bunny

- what would one look like?

SURELY the Martians have one.

This is NOT what I'm talking about



Bigfoot on a Yellow Submarine Bike!

- oh wait, here it is:






What Not Yeti have you Not seen?  Comment below and vent your frustrations.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Not Yeti Friday - Everything Else

NOT YETI! NOT YETI! NOT YETI!



League of Legends' Poro

 

You'd think these were yeti but they're not.



Skylanders' Zoo Lou



I thought it was a yeti but it was actually a bear.  An earless, snow-white bear.



Marvel's Moon-Boy







Edward Gorey's The Doubtful Guest

Love this guy.



Lovecraft's Tsathoggua

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Speaking of Lovecraft:

Pickman's Model is a short story that features enormous painting of a very yeti-ish monster.







Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin disguised herself as a dancing "Garden Gorilla" whatever that is.







Speaking of Batman, Mr. Freeze has a henchman buddy called "Ice Bear".


He's made of ice, and you can make his arm lift by touching him in a certain spot on his back.




Vulcans from Fairy Tail






Belly mouths
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Like the Mapinguari




Urayuli






The Magnificent 12's Gudridan





Hiderigami


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Sasquash
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Gentleman Owls

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Monkeybears





Polevik







Tom Gauld's Monster






Friday, September 16, 2016

Not Sleepy Yeti Friday - Rip Van Winkle

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So there's this man in the mountains who likes to be alone. He falls asleep, gets very white and hairy.  Now he's out of place in civilization, a wild, white-furred weirdo - like some kind of creature from the distant past.

Yeti? No, nt yeti.  It's Rip Van Winkle, ladies and gentlemen.




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