For those of you who celebrate Cephalopodmas, you will enjoy today's post.
Squids and yetis wouldn't seem to go together. And yet, if you are a giant squid, were you not at one point a cryptid?
In truth, yeti and squid are practically schoolmates. Both are hard to spot and have an air of myth about them. Both are thought to live alone, in the cold and the dark. Both may be quite large, super-strong, and could attack you with great violent force. Both hate whales and have suction cups on the interior surface of their arms.
Granted, the environments they reside in are very different phases of water. Sooo different. That alone makes things awkward between them. Let's hope they will get past that.
Both Gama-Go icons, the two grace this piece of hand art
The artist Hylton Warburton is a lover of yeti and squid. In my view, this art piece is his way of expressing his appreciation of both. I'll be posting about his yeti-specific work in future.
Yeti is gaining on Santa Claus. I mean, if you need someone to pass out holiday gifts, he's like the next go-to guy in line. This fellow is on the scene.
I wonder if yeti has become good choice because he's not Santa. Maybe Santa isn't secular enough for some folks. Yeti is about as secular as you can get. Amen.
There was a series of children's books in the 1970's called A. Mazing Monsters. It was written and illustrated by a father and his 10 year old son. One of the books was about a monster named Big Snowy, who I presume was a yeti.
One with fantastic teeth.
I would love to learn more about Big Snowy. There is precious little online about him.
Have you read this book? Would you mind sharing what you know?
It's by Jeff McClelland and is about a yeti and a human teaming up to save the world from unusual threats.
Yeti enthusiasts would be wise to follow the gentleman in question's Blog (entitled ""The Yeti Speaks!") - as he is also a Lover of the Himalayan Man-of-the-Snows and may post upon this interest with fervorment.
Santa is sick, and yeti has agreed to deliver presents in his place to each house without aid of a sleigh or anti-grav reindeer. He does the job, but his methodology is flawed. He just kind of violently smashes the houses with the gifts. Needless-to-say, the police are out to get him.
The game is further evidence that yeti has become a new Christmas icon. When people think Christmas, they're starting to think yeti.
BioWare has pledged to donate 1 US cent to the children's charity Child's Play every time the game is played, and their target is $10,000.
Alex Milway, creator of the Mousehunter books, has selected the yeti as the subject of his next series of comic stories. It's called the Mythical 9th Division. Here's a trailer video he made for it:
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Milway clearly loves the yeti. Here is a Charlie's Angels homage depicting the characters from Mythical 9th Division.
The book isn't out yet, but I'm intrigued. No one has done anything where all the main characters are different personalities of yeti. I'll keep you posted.
If you visit the International Cryptozoology Museum, you can purchase this yetiornament to help support the museum. I wish I could go and check it out! Next time I'm in Maine, I will not hesitate to seek out this wonderful place. Hope they still have this ornament, because I wants it.
Over the last decade, there have been oodles of yeti-related items to procure for people in association with their specific gift-related Celebratory Days (Hannukah, Yule, Kwanzaa, Christmas, Cephalopodmas, etc.).
Last year, the most magnanimous giver could endow to her recipients the giant Gama Go figurine. Before that, one had the benefit of choosing from the plethora of merchandise created in association with Disney's Expedition Everest ride. And even before that, one could dispense with a number of toys depicting the lovable Bumble from the '60's Rudolph holiday special, which had been making a nostalgic comeback.
In previous years, I listed out the best yeti gifts for all Snow-Beast Bestowers out there. If inclined, one can see in more detail what I've suggested by following these links:
The new millennium's first decade is now coming to a close. Quality commodities which depict the semblance of the Abominable Snowman are still out there for you to take ownership of and then promptly relinquish to someone you care about for the purpose of a festive custom. For 2009, I have selected the gifts that I think will excite the lover of yetis in your life on his/her appropriate Celebratory Day(s).
Happy Giving!
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Without question, Bill the Yeti by David Lanham is theyeti item to get this celebratory season. I can't afford the $60 price tag, but if I could, I would make myself the recipient of my gift-giving benevolence. Bill would be immediately joining the ranks of my personal yeti figure collection, which is graced by many of the gift stars of yesteryear.
There has never been a yeti in Victorian gentleman attire. It is unprecedented in the history of the universe. Miss Monster's Uncle Dapper is a must-have. At only $20 pre-order, this guy can easily stuff your stockings this year. Full disclosure: for Uncle Dapper, I have already made myself the recipient of my gift-giving benevolence.
Previously blogged about here, the Mugo is part USB drive, part MP3 Player, and part vinyl toy. There is a yeti version and it's $60 - not bad for three things in one. And it's a killer cool design by yeti-lovin' artist Tougui.
I wasn't able to track down a copy over this last year, but after watching this live reading by the authors, I must surely now most definitely track downa copy, and I'm thinking you might want to as well.
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Finally, I strongly suggest finding the ideal yeti gift on Etsy and DeviantArt. Support the artists there by buying their handmade crafts, plushes, prints, paintings, drawings, etc. Most of the yetis I put up on this blog were created by artists from those sites. SUPPORT THEIR WONDERFUL WORK!
Sure, it's called Yeti, but does that make it a yeti? No. Especially when it's Friday and I put up "Not Yeti Friday" posts. That's usually your first clue.
This is the Yeti USB Microphone by Blue Microphones. Why do they call it Yeti? I think because of the way it looks. I would have said "Robot" myself, but I can kind of see a certain ape-like stance to it.
Blue Microphones has taken their fun name and run with it. They call its features "Legendary" and also have this to say:
"The legend of the Yeti continues with the most advanced and versatile multi-pattern USB microphone roaming the wild today."
Best of all - throughout the product's documentation, they use little, unique yeti depictions to help explain the different settings and uses: