Now it's time to see how Santa did. How many of my wishes did he decide to grant?
First, where Santa delivered...
I asked for more yetis at weddings. The Big Jolly Guy did not disappoint:
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Loren Coleman's wedding reception gift
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Thanks, St. Nick!
So let's total it up... Hmm, of the 15 wishes, Mr. Santa Claus only granted 2 of them. Not a great score, but still, many of them we're pretty tough. I can't really fault him for not, for example, providing a depiction of yeti with an obscure 19th century occult religious figure (H.P. Blavatsky).
However, Santa FAILED big time with the following:
Take a minute and look to find what's missing from this picture?
YUP. NOT YETI. This should have been an easy one. The Rise of the Guardians yeti is tailor-made for a toy, plush, or figurine.
COME ON.
And!...
What's missing from this picture?
There's no yeti using it! Yeti rhymes with neti (pot). No brainer.
Santa, you know I love you. I appreciate all you do, but I'm hoping you will do better this upcoming year with my wishes.
xoxo
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