Yeti Crab plush?

I want to say this is a yeti crab. It's probably not (I think it has fingered hands, not claws), but I want to say it is.

People need to start making more yeti crab things. There is a dearth. An acute insufficiency.

The longer I wait for yeti crab things, the more random the thing I claim is a yeti crab thing will be. If in one month's time there are no yeti crab things brought to my attention, I will make a post that indicates that something silly and completely not a yeti crab is, in fact, a yeti crab. MARK. MY. WORDS.