Stop being so elusive!
There has been an unacceptable lack of their presence in our reality. It. Will. Not. Stand.
Here's a rundown of these letdowns :
Ant-eater headed people
- where are they?
|Only one example to be found?! I DEMAND MORE!|
Blavatsky vs. Rasputin
- no one's put these two crazy Russian mystics up against each other.
|Bring it on!|
The Martian Easter Bunny
- what would one look like?
SURELY the Martians have one.
|This is NOT what I'm talking about|
Bigfoot on a Yellow Submarine Bike!
- oh wait, here it is:
What Not Yeti have you Not seen? Comment below and vent your frustrations.